5 Days to Better Poops...

So you tell your friends that you're about to start the 5 Day Reset

And the first thing they ask is, "Do you have to give up wine?"

Then one of them says, "I did the Master Cleanse once - I only drank nasty cayenne lemonade for 10 days." And you say, "Wow, that sounds terrible."

Then everyone begins telling their most horrific juicing stories, competing for most-pathetic.

And the whole time you're like...

Because they wasted days doing this...

And waking up like this

Then your loud friend says, "You're going to hate your life the whole time." And you're like...

Because this isn't a juice cleanse. (Please, you're smarter than that.) You're into eating real food.

Especially the kind that tastes like dessert :)

Plus, you've already done the Reset 3 other times. Because it makes you feel damn good and your energy levels spike...

AND you make GREAT poops...

You start #winningatkitchen thanks to the recipes...

AND you kinda met awesome people during it.

As you're explaining this, their faces are like

Then suddenly everyone and their mom thinks

#BOOM #WINNING

Do a 5-day reset and feel Fan-Frickin-Tastic... don't be lame